"My husband cheated on me. So here's what I need you to do — three things. One: draw up a divorce agreement — I want everything. Two: find me the best sperm donor. I'm doing IVF. The father of my child will NOT be that scumbag. Three: I'm going to crash that wedding." My husband snuck off to his first love's wedding to "win her back." And me? I happily went along to watch the show. Ha ha ha ha ha.