Last time, my whole family died in a fire. All because my mom kept picking fights with the wrong woman.
Now I'm five years old again, stuck inside a romance novel. And guess what? My gorgeous, ridiculously rich mom is the villain who's destined for a terrible ending.
Yeah, I'm not letting that happen twice.
But there's one problem. My mom just can't stay out of trouble.
I barely wake up before I catch her picking a fight with the novel's heroine at a fancy party. So I grab her leg and start crying. Anything to get her out of there!
She tries to steal the heroine's acting role? I fake a stomachache. She heads to another party looking for trouble? I sneak into her car.
Seriously, why am I the one babysitting my own mom?
And just when I think things are finally getting better, I find out someone close to Mom has been setting us up all along. Next thing I know, I've been kidnapped, and the heroine is getting blamed for it.
Even worse, that charming movie star everyone loves is secretly plotting against our family.
But here's where things get really weird.
The woman my mom is supposed to hate keeps showing up to protect her. She worries about Mom, looks out for her, and gets jealous whenever someone else gets too close.
Wait a second... Is she falling for my mom?
I came back to save my family, not to play matchmaker for my mom and her worst enemy!
I'm literally five years old. How is any of this my problem?
