Feathered Prodigy: Ascension of the Goose

My cultivation journey began, well, right after I nearly got cooked into a stew. The sect elders fought over my unmatched talent. I casually broke the three-hundred-year record by simply bouncing up the stairs. My first technique was the Turtle Technique, and my first weapon was a broken wooden sword. And all the pills I refined were stamped with a cute chibi goose that released black smoke yet delivered twice the medicinal effect.