Global Devaluation: $3000 Owns the World

I was laughed out of the luxury boutique because I only had $3,000 in my bank account. My cheating ex threw pennies at my feet and told me I was born to be poor. But right at that moment, my phone buzzed with a global breaking news alert: The world's economy just crashed, and all currency has devalued by a million times! A diamond necklace now costs a fraction of a cent. A mansion? Just pennies. The best part? My $3,000 bank balance didn't change! Watch me go from a dumped, broke girl to the wealthiest woman on earth, buying out the city and making the billionaires who humiliated me crawl at my feet!