Three years in a psych ward, and Birdie’s still everyone’s worst nightmare! When the self-proclaimed pirate captain marries a ridiculously handsome Mafia Don, she gets a mansion, two kids, and a whole family begging for peace and quiet. Too bad she doesn’t do “normal.” She calls her husband “Your Majesty,” declares war over bedtime, and turns family drama into a full-blown pirate raid. The bullies want her gone? The schemers want her money? GOOD LUCK! But when a deadly traitor threatens her new family, this crazy stepmom is ready to go from household chaos to full-scale mayhem!
