I thought I was just dating a weirdly rich girl who didn't know how to use Uber. Then I caught her healing a deep cut in three seconds flat. Turns out, my gorgeous, grumpy girlfriend is a 100-year-old vampire heiress. Now her psycho family is trying to kill me, and they just burned down my workplace. Big mistake. They think because I'm human, I'm weak. Watch me expose their ancient secrets, ruin their empire, and make my vampire girlfriend the new head of the family.