The God I Picked Up: A Divine Roommate

In Queens on a rainy night, a huge statue of a male god falls off a truck, narrowly missing Chloe, a struggling designer. In a panic, she kisses it. The marble shatters, golden light bursts forth — Alerios, God of Thunder and Lightning, emerges from the stone. From then on, he crashes at her rental apartment, eating boxed mac and cheese, and taking down anyone who bullies her.