Zero to Absolute

High schooler Lucas Foster awakens an ability that only lets him kill people named Bob Smith. Everyone mocks him, until the Super Concept System activates. Every seven days, it grants him a new conceptual power. His first ability is "100% Catch Rate", a move that forces anyone to catch his blade barehanded. Now the once-mocked loser holds a blade that can make thousands kneel. What ridiculous ability will the system give him next?