Du Poids au Pouvoir

She traveled through time and space and became a greedy girl from a farming family, eating her entire family out of poverty. Faced with her sister-in-law's disdain, her relatives' utter rudeness, and her scumbag husband's freeloading, she slammed her butcher knife on the table: "Come on, everyone who's not afraid of death!" Everyone laughed at her, but a year later, their house was moved, their food supply was overflowing, and their dog had gained three pounds.