Help! I'm the Mafia Boss's New Collectible!

I have a secret: whenever I panic, I turn into the nearest object. So when a mafia boss questioned me, I became a flask. He poked me with his pen. I rammed his shoe Our partnership wasn't off to a romantic start. To investigate his family's curse, I've been a ledger, a barrel, and a candlestick. I've been flipped through, nearly photocopied, and rolled into storage. He found it hilarious until a ghost attacked me. But why would a man who fears nothing sit beside a pile of coins for an entire hou