Love Plots

At the wedding, my brother-in-law didn't want me to pick up the bride unless I raised the bride price and agreed to his outrageous requests. I refused. He told the bride who then yelled at me, "Hulk, if you can't do it, I won't marry you." I tossed the bouquet and turned down. She got mad and shouted, "You can't leave. I'm pregnant!" But I was wasted that night and couldn't do it. Was that really my kid?