The Pacifier Heiress

Two-and-a-half-year-old orphan Mia isn't just unafraid of the mafia's real guns and bullets — she becomes the "absolute truth" of the Corleone family, North America's most powerful clan! The cold-blooded godfather trades in his skull-headed cane of power for a yellow rubber duck; her hot-tempered arms-baron second uncle is forced into bespoke haute couture to sit through My Little Pony with her; and her birth father — the "Grim Reaper" who terrifies the underworld and suffers from severe PTSD — is fully healed by a single sauce-dripping kebab from her little hands! When a clueless rival gang kidnaps this little princess, the night of the entire city of sin boils over — the Corleone family erupts in full force, guns thundering, to declare one iron law to the world: offend anyone you like, but never, ever scuff the Corleone princess's duck shoes!