Titus, a commander from ancient Rome, unexpectedly finds himself transported to modern-day New York, where he mistakes cars for armored beasts and hamburgers for poison, causing a series of hilarious mishaps. To earn “soldier’s pay” to take back to ancient times, he follows contractor Leo, working as a bricklayer, a fitness trainer, and a bar bouncer—and even becomes the fake boyfriend of heiress Chloe. With his astonishing superhuman strength, he continuously transports modern supplies—such as Harley-Davidson motorcycles, rebar, antibiotics, and down jackets—back to ancient Rome, helping the legion stay well-fed, well-clothed, and defend against the barbarians. In the end, Titus leads his army on a Harley to a crushing victory over the barbarians and is crowned the “God of War”—only to be transported back to New York right on schedule to carry cement again. Chloe splashes out 50 million to buy the company just to watch him sweat, bringing this absurd, time-spanning tough-guy comedy to a close.
