She died,
Everyone thought she fell from the giant wave-lost forever. Body never found
At the funeral, he cried like his heart was ripped out.
His mistress smirked at herself.
Three months later, a brand-new mermaid supermodel burstonto the scene.
She walked the runway in crystal heels-blindingly radiant.
A video of her swimming in the deep sea with a glowing pink mermhaid tail went viral across the internet.
She stood before him, smiled, and said-
"You've got the wrong person, sir."
