Layoff list posted, company laughed at me. I completed work handover, negotiated N+1, signed Non-Compete, notarized contract. Next day, boss's daughter said the list was a prank for her ex-boyfriend, just a joke. I slammed the Notarial Certificate down. Signatory: her father, with a 20 million yuan breach penalty. She froze, called her father. Five seconds of silence, then the call hung up.