The big shot turned out to be me

Kyle comes to Paris with a simple wish: buy authentic baguettes for his grandma. He works as a street nobody, but while chasing a thief, he stumbles straight into a brutal gang shootout. Panicked, he covers his head with an insulated bag to dodge bullets. The reflective bag blinds the gunman, and he knocks over oil barrels to crush the rival crew. Pierre, leader of the underground Seine Alliance, witnesses this and mistakes Kyle for a legendary mysterious assassin. To survive, Kyle has to pretend to be a cold-blooded killer, embarking on an absurd gang career where every mess he accidentally makes earns him promotion and higher pay. Deadly missions keep turning into miraculous wins thanks to trivial coincidences. He accidentally spells SOS with pigeon feed and calls the cops; he mixes capsaicin into tomato sauce and exposes an undercover spy. His foes include Julian the Drill Man, a psychotic clean-freak hitman, and Madame Parfum, who controls markets with perfume bombs. All these terrifying villains get defeated by Kyle’s ridiculous luck. Eventually, all rivals land in prison, and Kyle is crowned the new godfather. Yet all he can think about is bringing baguettes back to his grandma in rural Italy. The tale of the Baguette Godfather becomes a legendary myth in Paris’ underworld.