The Lazy Immortal's Nightmare

All Damon Hayes wanted was to stay hidden in his new cultivation world, quietly enduring his humble job as a night soil collector. That plan was shattered the day he awakened the Intelligent Cultivation System. Instead of a godly tool for ascension, it became his personal guide to hell—stealing from a Demonic Sect Elder, offending the Demonic Saintess, and painting a target on his back for every powerful being in the realm. Now, as a forbidden technique descends upon him and the Saintess sharpens her blade, Damon has just one question for the system: “Was keeping a low profile really that hard?!”