The court bet the Lion King would crush this fat bunny in bed. Big mistake. I have soft ears, a chubby body, and the brute strength to shatter solid iron. When a fox mocked me, my sneeze literally blasted her across the hall. I thought I was dead. Instead, the King made me his secret tactician and gave me a garden to grow giant carrots. Everyone thinks I'm a joke—until they need a Queen who can actually fight.