They Dumped Cake On Me

After her boyfriend dumps her for her best friend and the whole town mocks her weight, a lonely fisherwoman kisses a beautiful statue she hauled from the bay in sheer despair. The stone cracks — and an ancient god-king of the tides wakes, convinced he owes her his life. The ones who laughed are about to learn what happens when the ocean itself answers to the girl they humiliated.