Heavenly Merchant, my father Zeus

I refuse to be Zeus’s hapless, illegitimate princess—I’m opening a convenience store in the divine realm instead! I’ll win over Apollo, the master of arts, with an iPad; hook Athena, the ultimate scholar, with e-books; captivate the goddesses with a beauty-filter camera; and soothe Zeus, the King of Gods, with a giant TV. I’ll match wits with Hera, the Queen of Gods; strike deals with Hades, Lord of the Underworld; and recruit Hermes, the Messenger God, as my personal delivery guy. While others clash using divine powers, I compete in business with power banks, game consoles, and short-form videos. After turning Olympus upside down, would you believe it—deities from pantheons across other realms are placing orders too! Making money—that is the one eternal oracle.