I Lied About Dating the Cheerleading Captain

My girlfriend gamed nightly with another guy, then called ME paranoid. So I dumped her on a crowded campus bus and claimed I was dating Juliet Catelyn—the gorgeous, untouchable cheerleading captain sitting three feet away. Shockingly, she played along! Now my ex wants me back, her guy friend wants revenge, and my fake girlfriend seems determined to keep me. But why would campus royalty choose me?