My Wife Ran Away Again

The Young Marshal claims, 'My wife is a naive country girl, do not bully her!' The socialites she upstaged cry, 'Who is bullying who?' He adds, 'My wife is gentle and knows nothing about medicine or guns!' Her cured patients and dead enemies scream, 'Are you blind, Young Marshal?' 'My wife is perfectly obedient, my word is law!' he boasts heroically—while kneeling on a washboard. The adjutants of the Warlord mansion sigh, 'Please keep some dignity, Young Marshal!'