The Chaotic Brass Teapot

In a modern university, May, a socially anxious and broke college student, and her sharp-tongued, money-obsessed roommate Chloe can barely afford rent. May buys a brass teapot for three dollars at a thrift store and accidentally triggers a "kiss to make a wish" mechanism. But this teapot not only attaches extreme plot twists to every wish (e.g., making campus bully Chase turn into a lovesick puppy and perform a Riverdance in the cafeteria), but also evolves a snarky AI voice that constantly mocks May's poverty and single status.