Transmigrated as the prime minister’s daughter forced to marry a tyrant, I activate the “Court Death System”: provoke Gu Mingzhe and get killed to return to the modern world. I arrive at the wedding in a golden nanmu coffin, lying inside it as I crash the palace, insult the Empress Dowager, doodle on memorials to humiliate the emperor, and serve him bizarre, poisonous dishes. Yet, he spoils me every time, his anger never wavering. Just as I risk it all to provoke him in public, he kisses me and whispers, “Dream on, you just want to go home and date some guys.” Turns out, he’s heard every single one of my thoughts!
