After being reborn ninety-nine times and killed by his system in every life, Ye Fan has only one wish left: to be a lazy nobody and stay far away from cultivation. Unfortunately, the system refuses to let him quit. It signs him in with tears, sends him divine pets he nearly cooks for dinner, and gives him supreme techniques he uses to fix a wobbly table. While the world sees miracles, he sees only trouble. His system has one desperate request: can he at least pretend to cultivate?
